
Chris | she/her | 30s | disaster bi | multifandom | Pedro Pascal | Rhett & Link | the witcher | mostly shit posting |
stop saying “gen z brought back bush-era purity politics” i grew up in the bush era and even then people weren’t saying that you’re a sex addict for having boring marital sexual congress in the same house as your children. this is just plain unhinged
Literally almost every millennial I know has a memory of accidentally walking in on their parents or hearing their parents having sex. It’s fucking normal. Human beings have sex. Your parents fuck. Get over it. Being weird about it isn’t healthy.
I really loved Robert Evans’s response to this
the key to understanding kermit is that line from the original muppet series where lesley anne warren is like “i thought you were the only person here who wasn’t crazy” and kermits like “me not crazy? i hired the others” that guy loves chaos. he loves crazy shit, and he loves being the guy who has to handle the crazy shit. he deliberately creates these circumstances! he puts himself in these positions! and then he’s like “i cant believe youre making me do this.” anyway that frog is more human than any of us
i love this website because whenever bizarre things happen (see: good omens drama) you have a curated set of experts to provide commentary. like our destiel correspondent will now interview a professor in johnlock studies about the historical context of this event. with citations
roomtemperaturesuperconductor:
can you imagine being a priest like oh put on this collar to show that you’re god’s special little boy. slut
Guys ok I got curious and looked into it and I’m going insane